VW Misses The Mark With the 2010 GTI

Does anyone else see the glaring problem with the ad I got in my e-mail (below)?

2010 VW GTI advertisement
It’s really quite simple… That car has 4 doors. The “legend” of the GTI is that it’s supposed to be an inexpensive sports car and sports cars just don’t have 4 doors – they have 2 doors and a good engine.

That’s not “the return of a Legend” – it’s the return of a huge mistake they’ve made before – watering down the GTI and making it a Golf/Rabbit with a few extra features. The GTI needs to be distinct from the Golf or else it’s not a GTI.

Buying In Harlem – A “Harrowing Experience”

Yesterday I saw this comment on Brownstoner and thought is summed up really well our experience trying to find a Harlem townhouse…

the prospect of buying in harlem was a much more harrowing process…many of the places were being sold by sketchy brokers, had sketchy situations, or were in sketchy neighborhoods….harlem is still very much house by house, block by block…even the much coveted mount morris park area still has many burned out buildings […] many more of the places there have sro issues, or are in general worse shape.

“Harrowing” might be a little melodramatic, but honestly there are times when it feels like that. We’ve been looking for a place now for over 9 months (in earnest for 3+ months) and there are times when it’s just exhausting and depressing. Just when you think you’ve found a place you notice drug activity at the abandoned house next door, or it turns out to be an SRO without a certificate of no harassment, or the taxes are crazy high, or it’s close to projects, or you walk the block at night and seriously worry about your safety, or they’re asking 3 times what the place is worth, or it’s a short sale and they want all cash. We’ve literally seen all of those things and the list goes on and on…

All I want is a nice shell or wreck at a reasonable price, on a decent block, that’s not too far from express trains. That’s not as easy as it sounds. We’ve expanded our search area and are willing to deal with up to 10 minute walks to an express train. I don’t even mind a place where it rains indoors or there are soft floors or there’s a staircase that feels like it’s about to give way… I can deal with those things. But everything seems to have major complications. It really does feel like I’m beating upwind

No wonder so few places are selling…

What’s It Worth? 54 West 130th Street (Astor Row, Harlem)

Harlem townhouses are a very strange market right now and figuring out a proper bidding strategy can be tricky to say the least. I thought I’d step through our thinking on one place in particular where our bid was just rejected to bring out some of the issues.

The townhouse we were bidding on was 54 West 130th Street which is one of 28 townhouses known as Astor Row in Central Harlem. There’s a good Wikipedia article on Astor Row, and the New York Times did an article on it recently as well. Astor Row townhouses are definitely not typical Harlem townhouses. They are brick with wooden porches and are generally narrower than their lots so they appear to be in pairs.

Astor Row, Harlem

We had a really hard time coming up with a bid. At first glance, and on an emotional level, the place looks like it’s worth $800-850K, but the more thought we gave it, the lower our bid went…

Let’s start with what’s right with the place…

  • It has wonderful karma
  • Even though there are locks on all the bedroom doors (hinting it’s been used as a rooming house at some point), it appears otherwise to be an intact single family home, which is quite rare.
  • There are lots of original details and they’re in pretty good shape for a 126 year old house.
  • It appears to be in great shape overall.
  • It has a unique layout with three large bedrooms per floor – so you get the space of a 5 story townhouse without the extra flight of stairs.

Wonderful original detail in Astor Row townhouse

It’s rare to see things in that condition these days. You see shells, and you see things where the details have been ripped out, but that particular combination isn’t something you see very often so it’s hard to put a price on it.

But there are problems as well. I’ll go over them one at a time to prove my point…

Problem #1 – The next door neighbor

The house next door (#56) is quite dilapidated. When the Astor Foundation was giving away new porches and free façade restorations the owner at the time apparently said “no thanks”. It’s possibly the worst house on the block. Here are a couple pics…

56 West 130th Astor Row - front 56 West 130th Street Astor Row - rear

When you look at the front you think it’s just a run down eyesore. It’s not boarded up and we think we remember seeing someone go in the first time we were around there. But when we saw the back of the building we realized it’s essentially a shell that’s getting rain into it’s interior through all the broken windows. Given the condition that’s evident in the rear, it needs to be boarded up. Either the person in it is living in squalor or it’s being used for drug activity. In either case it would be too easy for it to catch fire and spread to the buildings next door, so living next to it is a scary prospect.

And it’s not just the next door neighbor….

  • The two at the end of the block are run down and owned by a Pentecostal church which is taking their sweet time renovating them.
  • In the other direction 2 doors down there’s another that’s a shell
  • Further down the block there are a few others that are run down SROs and/or shells.
  • Directly across the street there are a couple that are shell-like. One seems to have been gutted and then had all work stop.
  • There are a couple other run down SROs on the other side of the block.
  • The back yard is small (since so much room is given to the front yard) and there are rather rough rental buildings directly behind the townhouse. This is not like Hamilton Terrace where you have people on Convent Avenue looking at you. Go take a look at who’s hanging out in front of those buildings and you may not be so comfortable with them seeing everything you do in your back yard.

All in all you can’t use prime locations as comps for this townhouse. No matter who says it (including the NY Times), there are definitely more than “a couple” problem buildings on the block.

Problem #2 – Plumbing and Electrical

While pretty much everything appears to be in working order, when you look closely you see a different story and realize that it needs all of the plumbing and electrical replaced. There are maybe two outlets per room. Most rooms don’t even have light switches. And looking at the electrical panel I’d guess it has maybe 100 amps of power going into the house. I think we have 200 amps in our apartment.

As far as the plumbing – it’s not up to code – it’s been done with PVC which is illegal in NYC. Given that plumbers can probably lose their license for using PVC I doubt the a licensed plumber did the work.

PVC drain pipe

Now think about what it will take to replace all the plumbing and all the electrical in a house where you want to preserve the original details. The work is best described as “surgical”. If it were a gut renovation it would be so much easier, but this has to be done by highly skilled workmen and will wind up being quite expensive.

Problem #3 – Other Major Expenses

Given that all the plumbing has to be redone and the bathrooms are out of date (at best) that means all new bathrooms. Likewise the kitchens (there are two – the main one in the basement and a kitchenette on the top floor) both need complete overhauls. So you’re looking at 3 new bathrooms and two new kitchens – none of which come cheap.

Kitchen in need of renovation Dated bathroom

Add to that all new windows if not immediately, then pretty soon. The windows on the front can’t be done cheaply – they have to be approved by the Landmarks Commission. The one in the living room is nearly 5 feet wide and 7 feet tall – there’s no cheap way do a window like that and get it past Landmarks.

And if you’re going to spend that much on the place, then you’ll probably want to put in things like central air conditioning, etc… So the costs will keep adding up…

By the time you’ve finished work on that house you will have spent about the same as a low-end gut renovation. You’ll have a great place (except for the neighbor), but you’ve got to factor all those costs into your bid.

So how do you bid on a place like the Astor Row townhouse?

Take what I’m about to say with a grain of salt – our bid was not successful…

First, let’s look at the comps… There aren’t any perfect comps for this townhouse. There aren’t that many sales and none of what is selling is in a similar condition, in a similar location. So all you can look at is a range and then figure out where it falls in that range.

At the low end you have shells (or ones that are essentially shells). 6 West 128th Street (two blocks down) sold for $144/sq. ft. on 7/22/09 which is 25% below what it sold for 5 months earlier. Also close by is 46 East 126th Street which sold for $98/sq. ft. on May 14th, but that one is affected by the rezoning on 125th Street. There are a few other comps but the ones in the low end average around $120/sq. ft. and never really get much above $145/sq. ft.

At the high end you have renovated ones that literally need no work and are in mint condition. The best comps there are 63 West 127th Street which sold for $214/sq. ft. on August 17th, and 133 West 131st Street which sold for $284/sq. ft. on June 8th. I would say mint condition townhouses in that area average around $250/sq. ft. If after renovations you’ve spent much more than those, then you’ve over invested.

54 West 130th has 3,525 square feet (officially, not including the English basement – there is no cellar, so much of the basement is mechanical). So, if it were a shell it would sell for around $425K. If it were in mint condition it would sell for between $875K and $1M.

It’s hardly in mint condition and needs at least $350K in renovations – probably more like $400K. If you start with the high end of the mint comps and subtract the minimum you’d spend on renovations you come to $650,000. That’s actually what we bid, but it got rejected because “there was a substantially higher offer”. But looking at it that way is a recipe for overspending since renovations will probably cost more and the market might fall. But we loved the place and were willing to spend more than the comps warranted to get it. Honestly, I think the person who put in the “much higher offer” is insane. We’d never go “much higher” on that place – not with those neighbors and in that condition.

$650K is also exactly half way between $425K and $875K (the low and the high), and the house is somewhere between those two conceptually as well – definitely not a shell, and definitely not mint.

On a price per square foot basis we bid $184/sq. ft. and it needs about $100/sq. ft. in renovations. So our final investment would have been in the range of $285/sq. ft. – actually higher since $650K was just our initial offer and we were prepared to go up. There’s just not much selling around $300/sq. ft. so it would have been an iffy investment especially if real estate values continue to go down and even if they stay flat.

I think it’s instructive to look at the top end of the market, since after renovations that’s where you’d end up… Here are all of the Harlem townhouses that sold for more then $1M in the past 6 months…

  • 235 W 132 – 7/8, $1.05M, $291/sq. ft, 3 family
    I don’t understand this one – too close to projects, not close enough to subways
  • 310 W 133 – 7/10, $1.06M, $212/sq. ft., 4 family
    Odd little 2 story building sandwiched between two apartment buildings
  • 236 W 138 – 7/20, $1.693M, $277/sq. ft., 2 family
    Striver’s Row
    [edit: On closer examination the square footage of this house seems misstated. It’s officially 6,060 sq. ft., but it’s twins on either side are in the neighborhood of 4,500 to 4,700 sq. ft. At that square footage it sold for more like $360/sq. ft. – but it’s a prime Striver’s Row townhouse with recent renovations so that actually isn’t all that surprising.]
  • 48 Hamilton Terr – 7/27, $1.1M, $292/sq. ft., 2 family
    The one we know well. Needs work, but very much livable.
  • 883 St. Nicholas Ave – 7/29, $1.04, $235/sq. ft., 3 family
    Recently renovated. Appears to be in great shape.

For being the high end of the market, that’s not all that impressive. Most of those are just over $1M and they averaged $261/sq. ft. Subtract $100/sq. ft. for the renovations needed to this townhouse and you have $160/sq. ft. or $564,000.

My other rule of thumb is that townhouses should be going for 40% of their 2007 comps – that’s just how much the market has come down. In 2007 a renovated Astor Row townhouse went for $1.875M and 40% of that number is $750K, but that was a renovated townhouse which only shows that one should use the lower end of the mint comps.

We put in what we thought was a very competitive offer and it was rejected. It will be interesting to see how their other offer progresses and what it eventually sells for. There is an emotional factor to buying real estate and this property definitely elicits that. I just hope the new owner doesn’t regret what they paid for it after it’s all said and done.

Postscript: As I was writing this our broker told us the selling broker told her that another offer had come in over the offer that was “much higher” than ours. So now there’s a bidding war. I just don’t get it…

UPDATE: It’s now early March and the top of the market is clearly going up. I’d now guess this place will be worth $375/sq. ft. after about a $100/sq. ft. renovation making it’s current value around $275/sq. ft. That means the value has gone up substantially – $950K is not unreasonable for this property now. You won’t be making money on it, but won’t lose your shirt either. Thing was, back when I initially wrote this the comps didn’t come close to supporting a number of $950K. After having our offer on this place rejected, we did finally buy a place and paid $122/sq. ft. for a total shell. After renovations we’ll have about $300/sq. ft. invested in our place and the current comps say it’ll be worth about $400/sq. ft. While I love the karma of the place on Astor Row, ultimately we were shopping for a deal and Astor Row wasn’t a deal… However, someone will be very happy living there and it looks like they won’t need to worry about having lost money on the deal, which means they’ll have no regrets.

Does Buying A Harlem Townhouse Make Economic Sense?

UPDATE: See my more recent post about how now is a great time to buy in Harlem if you’ve got a long-term perspective

There’s a bit of a fire sale on Harlem townhouses/brownstones – their down 60% or more from their 2007 peak. Actual sale prices are often $200K or more below asking. Very few people are buying and some sellers are getting desperate. But even at drastically reduced prices Harlem townhouses may not make sense to buy unless you’ve got a pretty long-term perspective on the market.

Let’s take an example… Someone e-mailed me having seen a post here on the blog. A relative of his just bought a townhouse I had noticed a few months ago and really liked. His relative paid $146/sq. ft. for the place which seems like a great deal, but is it? The architects are telling them that renovations will cost $200/sq. ft. which means the total investment will be around $350/sq. ft. Thing is, nothing is really selling in that price range. The highest price per square foot in the past 6 months was $333/sq. ft. Their location is much better than that comp so maybe they can get $350/sq. ft., but what if the market slides more? But that’s just a short term perspective. Harlem townhouses will rebound. The property in question isn’t quite prime, but it’s got a lot going for it including incredible location, which counts for a lot.

We recently pulled out of negotiations on a wreck of a townhouse in part because when I calculated how much we’d have invested in the property after renovations it came out to $303/sq. ft. and we didn’t feel that block was worth that amount of investment (it was a sketchy block). They were willing to come down quite a bit, but we just weren’t willing to invest that much in that location.

Then we saw a huge ark of a house in East Harlem North – an enormous 5 floor townhouse with 10 1/2 foot ceilings on most floors and 12 1/2 foot ceilings on the parlor floor. When we worked the numbers on the house it was depressing. They’re asking a bit under $1M, but the house needs a gut renovation. There are some original details and parts of the house are in decent shape. But it has some structural problems and original details have been stripped out of many of the rooms. On average it would probably be worth $650-700K, but I doubt the owner understand that it’s worth that little.

On top of that it’s got some unique problems – first is the tax bill – $25,000+/year, when most townhouses pay $3,000 to $5,000/year. That can’t be changed until the there’s a new C of O specifying 3 families or less. To get that you have to first get a certificate of non-harassment (a certificate that you haven’t harassed tenants to clear the building) and they don’t have all the signatures from past tenants yet. So it’s possible that it could take 3 years to get the signatures for a certificate of non-harassment (since you have to get all tenants in the past 3 years to sign). Then you have wait nearly a year for the City to process the certificate – and you can’t even start renovations until you’ve got your certificate of non-harassment. Then you’re looking at months of renovations and if you don’t get your readjustment request in by January 5th you may have to wait another year to bring down the taxes. The extra $21K in taxes you’d be paying in the meantime could buy you $300-350K in mortgage, so that reduces the value of the property to about $300K.

But there’s more since there’s a drug house next door. The short story is that an investor put over $2M into the building (he has a mortgage of $1.999M) but then he didn’t do anything with the building. Drug dealers and addicts noticed the vacant building, got in, and now use it for drug deals and more… On top of that they’re looting the house. The air conditioners on the roof are gone. They ripped out the plumbing to the point of causing a huge flood that flooded 3 other townhouses. And last time we went by there we noticed they’ve started stealing the windows and shitting in the back yard (since there’s no working toilets now that the water is off).

You can’t help but wonder what the owner of the vacant drug building is thinking. The only scenario that makes sense to us is that the owner is hoping the building will burn and he can get out of his mortgage through an insurance settlement. But what insurance company will pay out on a $2M fire claim when there are violations on the building for being a vacant unsecured building?

So back to the big ark of a townhouse… With the tax situation it’s down to $300K. With a drug house next door that could very well burn, we think that makes the building literally worthless. Now think about the fact that they’re asking nearly $1M… We feel so sorry for the owner. We’re guessing the taxes are a major burden for him. He doesn’t even have the money to pay former tenants to sign the certificate of non-harassment. It’s just a horrible situation for him. He inherited the property, but it’s looking like his inheritance is more of a problem than a benefit.

If the market goes down much more there will be quite a few Harlem townhouses that will literally lose all value in that they’ll be worth less after renovations than the cost of the renovations. That’s what happened in the 80’s – landlords didn’t see recovery in site so they walked away from the buildings and the City became the city’s biggest landlord.

Even now the issue is that townhouses aren’t worth what you put into them after you renovate them. And they ALL need renovations. Most of them have 100 year old plumbing and wiring that has to be ripped out and replaced. Most of the ones that have been renovated have soulless renovations that are just horrid and cheaply done. That means even the renovated ones will need renovation sooner than you think. We saw one the other day that looked great but when you looked closely lots of plumbing was done with PVC which is illegal in NYC. Any plumber who gets caught using PVC would probably lose their license, so that means this great looking townhouse didn’t use a licensed plumber. So even the great ones aren’t all that great. There are a few with great renovations but they just aren’t selling ’cause their priced too high for the market. People with that much money are buying the bargains downtown.

All of that will change in time, but for now even though there are great prices on Harlem townhouses, they’re really not so great after you calculate in the cost of renovations. As a buyer the challenge is to get the sellers to understand how little value their homes have. Many still think they’re worth what they were 2 or 3 years ago.

That said, we’re putting in a bid on another townhouse. We’re in a bit of a quandary on what price to bid. Our wonderful agent (Maria McCallister of Barak) just spent all afternoon doing a driving tour of 23 properties to understand how to bid on the one we’re interested in, but more on that later…

Hard Choices In Picking A Townhouse

Dan and I have been looking at a lot of townhouses now that we’re in contract and scheduled to close on our apartment (knock wood). Picking the townhouse is difficult in part because there are so many choices and you don’t want to make the wrong move in such an uncertain market.

We have two leading candidates. It started with one leading candidate that Dan sorta talked me into, but the more I considered it the more I liked it. I’m not going to give out addresses, but I’ll describe it generally… Great original mirror in a Harlem townhouse wreckSimply put – it’s a wreck. You walk in the front door and your hit with the smell of piss and shit. Turns out a “caretaker” lived there and let the house fall down around him, and didn’t bother to walk his German Shepherd. As a result the place needs almost a complete gut. We love the plaster walls and ceilings – we’ll keep those and just skim coat them – but all the floors have to be ripped out to get rid of the smell. We’ll also need to replace the baseboards. The bathrooms need to be ripped out and completely redone. And it’s very close to some of the best blocks in Harlem, but the particular block it’s on is a bit sketchy/ghetto (though it’s improving). So lots of complications.

But when it’s done we’ll have a great little house with all the space we need (3450 sq. ft. plus a cellar) including a rental apartment on the ground floor to offset costs. And total net cost is about $250 more per month than we’re paying now. The pic to the left is some of the original detail we’d want to save/restore…

So we started bidding on that one, but just as a matter of due diligence we kept looking at other places and considering our options…

Ornate mantle in Harlem townhouse

That’s when we found one we instantly fell in love with. It’s been owned by the same West Indian family for 60 years. The family wasn’t rich by any stretch of the imagination, but it was clear they loved the house and took care of it. All the original woodwork is there – much of it is painted over, but there’s hardly a scratch on it. Oh – and the house is MASSIVE. It’s a 5 story townhouse, which is a story taller than usual. And the ceiling heights are really tall – 12 1/2 foot ceilings on the parlor floor, 10 1/2 foot ceilings on the other floors. It’s a 20 footer – so it’s 4 foot wider than the wreck which also means more square footage – 5400 sq. ft. plus a cellar. The general neighborhood isn’t as good, but the immediate block is much better in general.

There are some problems with the house. The biggest is the next door neighbor. Someone bought the house, now has a $2M mortgage on it after fully renovating it, but then mysteriously never rented it out. It’s now vacant, completely looted and being used for drug deals. They’ve stolen the air conditioning units off the roof and when they went to steal the copper plumbing a couple weeks ago they managed to open a water main and flood that house and the three houses adjoining it (including the one we’re interested in)… We’re seriously worried that fire is coming next and don’t really want to have a burned out building next to the one we buy. But it’s such a great house otherwise we’re still seriously considering it…

Here’s my current list of pros and cons for each house…

The Wreck

Pros

  • Will have a better renovation when we’re done
  • Closer to a really good neighborhood
  • Racially mixed neighborhood / less hostility
  • Don’t need roommates to afford it – just the tenant for the ground floor apartment
  • Good subway access (2 stops from 59th Street)

Cons

  • By the time we’re done we’ll have invested $275/sq. ft. which is high compared to the other townhouse
  • The block is sketchy
  • We’ll need an interim apartment while renovations are underway

The Big Townhouse

Pros

  • Square footage = value
  • Higher profit potential (possibly much higher)
  • It’s grand and impressive
  • More intact original detail (just painted over)
  • Great subways access (express trains for east and west sides of Manhattan)

Cons

  • Really bad next door neighbor
  • Either need to keep renovations very minimal (not as nice) or need roommates (in addition to a tenant for the ground floor apartment)
  • Building is settling in some places (but otherwise quite solid)
  • Some renovations are more difficult because we’re not tearing out as much (insulating, wiring, etc.)
  • High heating and cooling costs
  • Extremely high taxes until we get a new C of O for 1 or 2 units (currently a 14 unit building legally) – adds $20K/year in taxes
  • Generally more of a financial risk (but also more financial reward in the end)

So there’s no perfect decision. The smaller wreck is generally a safer bet. We’ll invest less money so it’s not as much of a financial burden. But we really love the big one and feel like it’s worth all the risks.

On top of everything else the sellers of the wreck are desperate for us to buy (both sellers are estates) and have come down to our target price for the place. We sorta stopped bidding after we saw the big townhouse and they kept coming back with lower and lower numbers. If we bought it we’d be getting a genuinely good deal compared to the other comps out there, but ultimately the big townhouse is the better deal in the long run because square footage = money.

Decisions, decisions, decisions…