Houses And Creative Imagination

We’re in the process of buying a townhouse. I’ll have more about that in a few days. But we’ve been going over plans and thinking a lot about staircases. I found an excellent site a while back called Stair Porn (definitely SAFE for work), which has been a great help and inspiration, but then I came across this image in Google Images and it made me think back to my childhood…

Spiral Stair Slide

Children have wonderfully creative minds and I can just see me envisioning a stair case / slide combo like that as a kid and thinking it would be great fun. One vivid memory from when I was young was wanting a place that was a big empty loft that was so big I could roller skate around in it.

Times change, needs change, and practicalities rear their ugly heads. But part of me thinks that a combo spiral staircase and slide would make a great fire escape on the back of a townhouse 🙂  But then I worry about what it would cost and the budget…

[The chevron pattern you see in the wood floor in that picture is another detail we’ve been thinking about incorporating. So there’s more in that photo than you might think.]

Weird Apartments? I’d say Wonderful…

Urban Cactus Apartments, AmsterdamAnother blog has done their list of the “20 weirdest apartments” around the world. Thing is, I wouldn’t call them weird at all. Most of them are pretty wonderful. They’ve got apartments done by top notch architects on the list – Antoni Gaudi and Frank Gehry to name just two. How they can call great architecture “wierd” is beyond me. I mean these are types of buildings you study in Architectural History courses (I know, ’cause I remember at least one of them from the one Architectural History course I took many moons ago).

So what do you think? Weird or Wonderful?

To me the question is which one would I most want to live in? I think my favorite would be the Urban Cactus high rise apartments in Amsterdam (see pic to the left). It’s wonderful – huge terraces, great foliage… Who wouldn’t want to live there?

Too much of architecture is just dull and boring. I’m fine with preserving the character of some neighborhoods by doing “predictable” buildings, but too often those buildings aren’t all that well done and they just fail to make the neighborhood a better place. The apartment buildings on the 20 weirdest list are pretty much all ones that capture the imagination and give back to the community. That should be applauded, not laughed at…

Harlem Townhouses We’ve Seen In Our Search

We’ve seen a lot of townhouses in the quest for the place for us to buy. I may have missed a few, but it seems to be 27 and counting – most of which have been in Hamilton Heights / Sugar Hill. We have seen a little in Central Harlem, but have mixed feelings about that area. Central Harlem has more and better services, but the area is much more hit-and-miss / block-by-block.

The longer we search the more we see see what really makes places valuable…

  • Being in a large, established, historic district like Hamilton Heights / Sugar Hill
  • Having a certificate of no harassment, or not needing one at all.

If you click on the blue dots you get a quick synopsis of what we thought about each place.

View Townhouses We’ve Seen in a larger map

Buying In Harlem – A “Harrowing Experience”

Yesterday I saw this comment on Brownstoner and thought is summed up really well our experience trying to find a Harlem townhouse…

the prospect of buying in harlem was a much more harrowing process…many of the places were being sold by sketchy brokers, had sketchy situations, or were in sketchy neighborhoods….harlem is still very much house by house, block by block…even the much coveted mount morris park area still has many burned out buildings […] many more of the places there have sro issues, or are in general worse shape.

“Harrowing” might be a little melodramatic, but honestly there are times when it feels like that. We’ve been looking for a place now for over 9 months (in earnest for 3+ months) and there are times when it’s just exhausting and depressing. Just when you think you’ve found a place you notice drug activity at the abandoned house next door, or it turns out to be an SRO without a certificate of no harassment, or the taxes are crazy high, or it’s close to projects, or you walk the block at night and seriously worry about your safety, or they’re asking 3 times what the place is worth, or it’s a short sale and they want all cash. We’ve literally seen all of those things and the list goes on and on…

All I want is a nice shell or wreck at a reasonable price, on a decent block, that’s not too far from express trains. That’s not as easy as it sounds. We’ve expanded our search area and are willing to deal with up to 10 minute walks to an express train. I don’t even mind a place where it rains indoors or there are soft floors or there’s a staircase that feels like it’s about to give way… I can deal with those things. But everything seems to have major complications. It really does feel like I’m beating upwind

No wonder so few places are selling…

Does Buying A Harlem Townhouse Make Economic Sense?

UPDATE: See my more recent post about how now is a great time to buy in Harlem if you’ve got a long-term perspective

There’s a bit of a fire sale on Harlem townhouses/brownstones – their down 60% or more from their 2007 peak. Actual sale prices are often $200K or more below asking. Very few people are buying and some sellers are getting desperate. But even at drastically reduced prices Harlem townhouses may not make sense to buy unless you’ve got a pretty long-term perspective on the market.

Let’s take an example… Someone e-mailed me having seen a post here on the blog. A relative of his just bought a townhouse I had noticed a few months ago and really liked. His relative paid $146/sq. ft. for the place which seems like a great deal, but is it? The architects are telling them that renovations will cost $200/sq. ft. which means the total investment will be around $350/sq. ft. Thing is, nothing is really selling in that price range. The highest price per square foot in the past 6 months was $333/sq. ft. Their location is much better than that comp so maybe they can get $350/sq. ft., but what if the market slides more? But that’s just a short term perspective. Harlem townhouses will rebound. The property in question isn’t quite prime, but it’s got a lot going for it including incredible location, which counts for a lot.

We recently pulled out of negotiations on a wreck of a townhouse in part because when I calculated how much we’d have invested in the property after renovations it came out to $303/sq. ft. and we didn’t feel that block was worth that amount of investment (it was a sketchy block). They were willing to come down quite a bit, but we just weren’t willing to invest that much in that location.

Then we saw a huge ark of a house in East Harlem North – an enormous 5 floor townhouse with 10 1/2 foot ceilings on most floors and 12 1/2 foot ceilings on the parlor floor. When we worked the numbers on the house it was depressing. They’re asking a bit under $1M, but the house needs a gut renovation. There are some original details and parts of the house are in decent shape. But it has some structural problems and original details have been stripped out of many of the rooms. On average it would probably be worth $650-700K, but I doubt the owner understand that it’s worth that little.

On top of that it’s got some unique problems – first is the tax bill – $25,000+/year, when most townhouses pay $3,000 to $5,000/year. That can’t be changed until the there’s a new C of O specifying 3 families or less. To get that you have to first get a certificate of non-harassment (a certificate that you haven’t harassed tenants to clear the building) and they don’t have all the signatures from past tenants yet. So it’s possible that it could take 3 years to get the signatures for a certificate of non-harassment (since you have to get all tenants in the past 3 years to sign). Then you have wait nearly a year for the City to process the certificate – and you can’t even start renovations until you’ve got your certificate of non-harassment. Then you’re looking at months of renovations and if you don’t get your readjustment request in by January 5th you may have to wait another year to bring down the taxes. The extra $21K in taxes you’d be paying in the meantime could buy you $300-350K in mortgage, so that reduces the value of the property to about $300K.

But there’s more since there’s a drug house next door. The short story is that an investor put over $2M into the building (he has a mortgage of $1.999M) but then he didn’t do anything with the building. Drug dealers and addicts noticed the vacant building, got in, and now use it for drug deals and more… On top of that they’re looting the house. The air conditioners on the roof are gone. They ripped out the plumbing to the point of causing a huge flood that flooded 3 other townhouses. And last time we went by there we noticed they’ve started stealing the windows and shitting in the back yard (since there’s no working toilets now that the water is off).

You can’t help but wonder what the owner of the vacant drug building is thinking. The only scenario that makes sense to us is that the owner is hoping the building will burn and he can get out of his mortgage through an insurance settlement. But what insurance company will pay out on a $2M fire claim when there are violations on the building for being a vacant unsecured building?

So back to the big ark of a townhouse… With the tax situation it’s down to $300K. With a drug house next door that could very well burn, we think that makes the building literally worthless. Now think about the fact that they’re asking nearly $1M… We feel so sorry for the owner. We’re guessing the taxes are a major burden for him. He doesn’t even have the money to pay former tenants to sign the certificate of non-harassment. It’s just a horrible situation for him. He inherited the property, but it’s looking like his inheritance is more of a problem than a benefit.

If the market goes down much more there will be quite a few Harlem townhouses that will literally lose all value in that they’ll be worth less after renovations than the cost of the renovations. That’s what happened in the 80’s – landlords didn’t see recovery in site so they walked away from the buildings and the City became the city’s biggest landlord.

Even now the issue is that townhouses aren’t worth what you put into them after you renovate them. And they ALL need renovations. Most of them have 100 year old plumbing and wiring that has to be ripped out and replaced. Most of the ones that have been renovated have soulless renovations that are just horrid and cheaply done. That means even the renovated ones will need renovation sooner than you think. We saw one the other day that looked great but when you looked closely lots of plumbing was done with PVC which is illegal in NYC. Any plumber who gets caught using PVC would probably lose their license, so that means this great looking townhouse didn’t use a licensed plumber. So even the great ones aren’t all that great. There are a few with great renovations but they just aren’t selling ’cause their priced too high for the market. People with that much money are buying the bargains downtown.

All of that will change in time, but for now even though there are great prices on Harlem townhouses, they’re really not so great after you calculate in the cost of renovations. As a buyer the challenge is to get the sellers to understand how little value their homes have. Many still think they’re worth what they were 2 or 3 years ago.

That said, we’re putting in a bid on another townhouse. We’re in a bit of a quandary on what price to bid. Our wonderful agent (Maria McCallister of Barak) just spent all afternoon doing a driving tour of 23 properties to understand how to bid on the one we’re interested in, but more on that later…